To Do: Ignore How Short This List Is

•Pick up a libertarian at the America's Future Foundation happy hour. [ AFF ]

•Ask if that's a pubic hair on your date's Coke. Peaches w/ Young Heart Attack. [ 9: 30 Club ]

•Consider the ways in which democracy can go wrong. Fareed Zakaria. [ Politics and Prose ]

•Not going to the WHCD? Eat all the Goddamn garlic you want. [ Food Network ]

•Dodge Jay Leno's chin. [ Olsson's ]