To Do: Let Us Gently Guide Your Hand
Bring your paintball gun to MediaBistro's All Media Party. "Sorry, no interns/students!" and "All guests must be approved" sum it up. 6PM at Agua Ardiente. [ ERSVP ]
Meet libertarians, journalists, and Wonkette guest-bloggers at Reason magazine's happy hour. 6: 30PM at the 18th St Lounge. [ Reason ]
Doug E. Fresh at Love. $20 at 6PM, includes buffet. [ WP ]
Improve your travel photography at the Smithsonian Castle. The teacher is "architectural photographer and Washington Photo Safari director E. David Luria." $47 at 5: 30PM. [ Smithsonian ]
Mr. Smith Goes to Washingtonat the First Baptist Church, 1328 16th Street, NW. Free popcorn and drinks (you wish) provided. All donations go to the Campus Kitchens Project . 8: 30PM. [ First Baptist DC ]
Hott Beat, The Aquarium, Mas y Mas at Fort Reno. The website also says this: "Annual Night of 1000 Cakes!" Why? 7:15PM. [ Fort Reno ]