To Do: Love and Other Wastes of Time

* Do we really need to say anything more than "Amatuer Pink Vegan Jello Wrestling"? Registration ends at 6, so get your hot Vegan ass down to 18th St. pronto, ladies. [ Asylum ]

* If your significant other doesn't want you wrestling or ogling (or if, for some bizarre reason, that scene doesn't appeal to you), the Black Cat's annual V-Day dance party is being held, confusingly, at Local 16 tonight. If you don't have a significant other, show up and sort of nod your head in the back. [ WP CityGuide ]

* It's still winter! Go ice skating! Hurry! It'll all melt and then we'll be stuck with lame summer activities like golf and sweating! [ Reston Town Center ]