To Do: Miss '90s Indie Rock

THURSDAY

•Be my Joey Ramone: Sleater-Kinney w/ The Thermals [ 9: 30 Club ]

•Read subtitles, feel smug about your attendance at important documentaries, get all paranoid at FilmfestDC, screening Super-Size Me ; the French take on JFK, What Jackie Knew ; and Oliver Stone's Looking for Fidel . [ Filmfest DC ]

FRIDAY

•Remember post-rock. Tortoise w/ Beans & Ex Models [ 9: 30 Club ]

•Let that creepy Apprentice guy get "hands-on" with you. [ H2O ]

SATURDAY

•Pretend you've never heard of Hipublicans: NARAL Pro-Choice America and Punkvoter present the Lunachicks. [ 9: 30 Club ]

•Try to get Laura Bush's biographer to tell you therealstory. [ Olssons ]

SUNDAY

•Put another dime in the jukebox, baby that you have chosen to have: Joan Jett, Sandra Bernhard and some other ladies perform at a Planned Parenthood march after-party. [ 9: 30 Club ]

•Screw The Passion : Landless Theater presents a live-action Life of Brian . [ Landless Theater ]