To Do: Sled With Bobby Digital

* Try as hard as you can to conquer your whiteness. Wu-Tang Clan (who, we hear, are nothing to fuck with), on the O.D.B. tribute tour, perform at the 9: 30 Club. [ 9: 30 Club]

* Go hit on an environmentalist at the Sierra Club's Second Monday Valentine Happy Hour. Feel free to demand that whomever your flirting with write their contact information on a clipboard. [ Upcoming ]

* Go sledding before it all melts, fer chrissakes. And keep in mind that the only way to recapture that youthful spirit once you're an adult is to get smashed first. It also loosens you up when you crash. [ Rock Creek Park ]