To Do: Watch Tom DeLay, Then Crash His Party

An excerpt from Tom DeLay's crazy (but highly entertaining) fuck-you speech yesterday afternoon:

"Mr. Speaker, Ladies and Gentlemen of Congress, tonight I will be reading the part of Gordon Gekko, as I'm trying to get Stone to cast Michael Douglas in the inevitable optioning of my self-serving tell-all."

If you're going to miss Der Hammer as much as we will, today's your chance to say goodbye. His office is having a open house today, until 4: 30. Then the party moves to Bullfeathers, for a private happy hour (4:30-6:30). If you crash, take pictures.

 Rep. Tom DeLay Delivers His Farewell Address [WP]

 In Goodbye Speech, DeLay Bitterly Attacks Liberals [Think Progress]