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Zimmerman needs a gun so he can shoot open the doors of rolled over vehicles to save people.

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Jesus, how do you keep coming up with new pictures of Sasquatch?

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He was armed w/ a SIDEWALK. A WHOLE SIDEWALK! DO YOU KNOW HOW BIG A SIDEWALK IS?

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Ok, fine tuned analysis: The dude in the picture is brain damaged. There's no other way to explain it.

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There wouldn't be these problems if shrieky wingnut panic merchants had better access to penis enlargement services.

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