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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Zimmerman needs a gun so he can shoot open the doors of rolled over vehicles to save people.

chascates's avatar

Jesus, how do you keep coming up with new pictures of Sasquatch?

The Quirk's avatar

He was armed w/ a SIDEWALK. A WHOLE SIDEWALK! DO YOU KNOW HOW BIG A SIDEWALK IS?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Ok, fine tuned analysis: The dude in the picture is brain damaged. There's no other way to explain it.

Joshua Norton's avatar

There wouldn't be these problems if shrieky wingnut panic merchants had better access to penis enlargement services.