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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

He fed himself through the power of capitalism!

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Well, you had a girlfriend! Obviously you were marked out for sanity already.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Via transvaginal probes with spikes on them. You know, because SLUTS.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

"IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I read Anthem in grade 11. Thought it was stupid then, still do. One of my impressionable friends thought Atlas Shrugged was brilliant. She never was the brightest bulb.

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chascates's avatar

<i>Catch 22</i> would prepare young minds to better face adulthood.

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Mahousu's avatar

Hazard pay.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Atlas Shrugged didn’t make him a Republican, he was born that way.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Atlas Shrugged was required reading in one of my high school classes. I found it extremely boring and not inspiring in any manner.

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