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Jill Bagley's avatar

'Tejas' is not a Spanish word for Texas. And God does not hate anyone, read a Bible. It is interesting how you left out states with flooding, landslides, hurricanes, massive snow, etc.

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Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

And those dipshits will be the ones proudly carrying their 9 mm on their hip.

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Anita Ledford's avatar

I'm born and raised here and I'll be damned if I leave my beloved state. I Vote and I try to get like minded people to vote also,too. Just because a bunch of carpetbaggers moved here and call themselves Texans is no reason to leave and let them have it.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Of course if the Texas Political Heros continue on this path they may find that all of these programs are suddenly managed by the federal government.

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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I see. I'm a dumbass liberal? So while your governor lowers taxes and guts the public school system, you worry about my precious ears. Well, bless your heart!

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Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

Silly troll. Killing people is what abortion protesters do.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Well, I'm confused. I thought it was from the river, now that they weren't getting water from Detroit.

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sillyclucker's avatar

True or false? Brawndo has electrolytes.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Both of these bitches loved to suck on the Tort titty. Abbott took it away once he made his $2 million, which is a pretty piss ant sum. Where Ken Paxton came from is undefined. He's just a Collin County adult diaper with a law degree. 40 years ago I had family in Collin County, and they were welders building fences. It's kind of fucked up how all these new, supposed Texans overturned 120 years of Democratic rule. We were at one time nice people. I blame term limits, Rick "Goat Fuck" Perry and Rove. Check out this fun factoid if you think I am spreading manure:https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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Cat Cafe's avatar

It's what plants crave!

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451 Byrnes's avatar

Off topic, but I hope that you are weathering the weather. Odin bless you!

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☽ Majorana Fermion ☾'s avatar

You just keep telling yourself that...

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☽ Majorana Fermion ☾'s avatar

That's because they know that good sex is way more enjoyable than God.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Texas sized STD plague coming right up.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Jesus take the wheel!

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