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Grumpy Twat's avatar

Just in case you were tempted to relent https://www.google.co.uk/se...

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Grumpy Twat's avatar

I think so. And just to fucking annoy me even more, University College, London is my alma mater, and has students from a diverse range of backgrounds.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Among Brits, I prefer this Toby: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm...

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Grumpy Twat's avatar

If you google "bell tent", then think "trouser tent" you should get the picture.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Uh...you're off by 10x.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

I looked it up. Bell end is Britsky for dick head.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

She's either a complete moron, a masochist, or a classic case of marital Stockholm Syndrome.

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Blanche de Shambles 🍹🦩🌺🌴🌋🌴🐙's avatar

Is she still under warranty?

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Dinz6315's avatar

Wolverine or GTFO.

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LunaMoonstone's avatar

...I said it was quick math; never claimed it was right. That’s what I get for trying to work in extracurricular math during work.

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🖤 mikka 🖤's avatar

True Blue Tory Shite - they wish they could be rethuglicans. Oh and have held 3 and a bit brit passports. Brown cardboard first (yes only olds probably remember them), currently red (and yay for that) but the middle was - black. Its in front of me and I may be a bit iffy on colour coordination but I know my blue from black :)

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Red Richmond's avatar

Honey badger- the wolverine's African Don't Give A Fuck cousin.

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ahughes798's avatar

They still have 77,001 faces they haven't eaten yet.

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ahughes798's avatar

Anybody who has spent any time with someone from England realises "Fuck Me" is just another way to say "Fuck my life."

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SkinlessGenderlessMan's avatar

My mind went to "bell curve, end of". Left end of....

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Parakeetist's avatar

Wow, what a fucking asshole.

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