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Today in Burning George Allen Questions
Why was he arrested ? The DSCC wants to know . While the charitable among us say it could be for something as innocent as an unpaid parking ticket, thisisGeorge Allen we're talking about, so he probably chocked a Polack to death.
What's with his sealed divorce records ? Current popular theory: His "spit on his wife." Once again: This is George Allen. He spits on everyone and everything. He probably shot her dog and put it in a black family's fridge.