Today in Craigslist: Almost, but Not Quite, A Logical Progression

The screenshots speak for themselves today.

This one's been deleted "by the craiglist community," unfortunately -- but we will, as usual, accept any and all guesses as to the identity of the impregnator.

After the jump, naked, spread-eagle Hill Staffer wants your love.

Not much we can add to that.

 hill staffer looking to hook today on or around hill [craigslist (NSFW, no sir)]