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JeanieBeanie's avatar

I read somewhere that our hero was advised to get a lawyer. I was thinking that maybe we could start a Go Fund Me Account.

matthewthawkins's avatar

This guy must be a closet conservative, probably sent by John Kelly?

How does it help liberals to stop Trump from tweeting?

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Why are you not at work? Do you have a job?Of course, the bulk of workers at least on the East coast have been off work from their jobs for the past 3 hours but.....details, details.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Even worse, 20 of them were from his own sock accounts.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Best 11 minutes of the year so far.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Funny but all of my versions of the First Amendment don't mention Twitter, at all.

I guess those geniuses at Gateway Pundit have a different version that ends with "ALSO TOO TWITTER"

rtpoeman's avatar

Maybe the basement hackers are actually blocking the worst of Trump's tweets....... (shudder)

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Too greasy for my taste.

Ron Spangler's avatar

"Turns out an employee had deliberately deactivated Trump’s account, then grabbed a couple of beers from the beverage cart, blown the emergency slide and departed the goddamn airplane before it reached the gate:"

That right there is some sweet scribin', Doc.

Maybe's avatar

At one time I would have said that the tweets couldn't get any worse, but that was before I saw Trump in action.

Sean Gossage's avatar

"Donald Trump; the idiot in 140 characters" would make an excellent shirt or cap, eh?

Moar Wordz's avatar

Jack be nimble, man.I wanna send this Dude flowers, a lock of my hair and a love note. Chocolates, his favorite cologne, and a bottle of Scotch.Twitter Former Employee ROX.They SHOULD rehire him.If it's a him at all.If it's A LADY, I will send more love notes and chocolates.

Moar Wordz's avatar

It helps us not see the stupid.

doktorzoom's avatar

Sometimes we do sarcasm here, yes. :D

Petunia Cat's avatar

Trumps Twitter was hacked, in I think 2013. All they did was post a bunch of Lil Wayne lyrics.

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