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JeanieBeanie's avatar

I read somewhere that our hero was advised to get a lawyer. I was thinking that maybe we could start a Go Fund Me Account.

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matthewthawkins's avatar

This guy must be a closet conservative, probably sent by John Kelly?

How does it help liberals to stop Trump from tweeting?

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

She said "sane".

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Why are you not at work? Do you have a job?Of course, the bulk of workers at least on the East coast have been off work from their jobs for the past 3 hours but.....details, details.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Even worse, 20 of them were from his own sock accounts.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Best 11 minutes of the year so far.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Funny but all of my versions of the First Amendment don't mention Twitter, at all.

I guess those geniuses at Gateway Pundit have a different version that ends with "ALSO TOO TWITTER"

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rtpoeman's avatar

Maybe the basement hackers are actually blocking the worst of Trump's tweets....... (shudder)

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Too greasy for my taste.

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Ron Spangler's avatar

"Turns out an employee had deliberately deactivated Trump’s account, then grabbed a couple of beers from the beverage cart, blown the emergency slide and departed the goddamn airplane before it reached the gate:"

That right there is some sweet scribin', Doc.

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Maybe's avatar

At one time I would have said that the tweets couldn't get any worse, but that was before I saw Trump in action.

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Sean Gossage's avatar

"Donald Trump; the idiot in 140 characters" would make an excellent shirt or cap, eh?

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Moar Wordz's avatar

Jack be nimble, man.I wanna send this Dude flowers, a lock of my hair and a love note. Chocolates, his favorite cologne, and a bottle of Scotch.Twitter Former Employee ROX.They SHOULD rehire him.If it's a him at all.If it's A LADY, I will send more love notes and chocolates.

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Moar Wordz's avatar

It helps us not see the stupid.

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doktorzoom's avatar

Sometimes we do sarcasm here, yes. :D

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Petunia Cat's avatar

Trumps Twitter was hacked, in I think 2013. All they did was post a bunch of Lil Wayne lyrics.

Hey guess what! You can edit a comment after it's posted. 😊

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