Oh no. Not again. For eleven minutes Thursday evening, it was if millions of souls were untroubled by the ravings of a lunatic with far too much power, and then said "WTF?" Donald Trump's Twitter account briefly vanished from the interwebs, and anyone looking for the "thoughts" of the Great Man saw only this perplexing message:
Why are you not at work? Do you have a job?Of course, the bulk of workers at least on the East coast have been off work from their jobs for the past 3 hours but.....details, details.
"Turns out an employee had deliberately deactivated Trump’s account, then grabbed a couple of beers from the beverage cart, blown the emergency slide and departed the goddamn airplane before it reached the gate:"
Jack be nimble, man.I wanna send this Dude flowers, a lock of my hair and a love note. Chocolates, his favorite cologne, and a bottle of Scotch.Twitter Former Employee ROX.They SHOULD rehire him.If it's a him at all.If it's A LADY, I will send more love notes and chocolates.
I read somewhere that our hero was advised to get a lawyer. I was thinking that maybe we could start a Go Fund Me Account.
This guy must be a closet conservative, probably sent by John Kelly?
How does it help liberals to stop Trump from tweeting?
She said "sane".
Why are you not at work? Do you have a job?Of course, the bulk of workers at least on the East coast have been off work from their jobs for the past 3 hours but.....details, details.
Even worse, 20 of them were from his own sock accounts.
Best 11 minutes of the year so far.
Funny but all of my versions of the First Amendment don't mention Twitter, at all.
I guess those geniuses at Gateway Pundit have a different version that ends with "ALSO TOO TWITTER"
Maybe the basement hackers are actually blocking the worst of Trump's tweets....... (shudder)
Too greasy for my taste.
"Turns out an employee had deliberately deactivated Trump’s account, then grabbed a couple of beers from the beverage cart, blown the emergency slide and departed the goddamn airplane before it reached the gate:"
That right there is some sweet scribin', Doc.
At one time I would have said that the tweets couldn't get any worse, but that was before I saw Trump in action.
"Donald Trump; the idiot in 140 characters" would make an excellent shirt or cap, eh?
Jack be nimble, man.I wanna send this Dude flowers, a lock of my hair and a love note. Chocolates, his favorite cologne, and a bottle of Scotch.Twitter Former Employee ROX.They SHOULD rehire him.If it's a him at all.If it's A LADY, I will send more love notes and chocolates.
It helps us not see the stupid.
Sometimes we do sarcasm here, yes. :D
Trumps Twitter was hacked, in I think 2013. All they did was post a bunch of Lil Wayne lyrics.
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