You knew it would happen. We've now got so much right-wing religious nonsense that we're having to double up, because otherwise we'll have to write 50 posts a day of this stuff. But only one complete evangelical nutter can win! Who have we got for you today? In this corner, perennial favorite Pat Robertson, who is
I realize religion is for sinners; they NEED it. BUT COULD WE FOR CHRISSAKES HAVE A RULE THAT THE ASSHOLES AREN'T ALLOWED TO RUN THE PLACE? PLEASE?
If I'm not mistaken, Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter had the entire Bibble memorized by the time he was President. They were working on it in Spanish at the time.
Pfft...Anderson's gotta go back to the D-League for some more seasoning. You can't play at the top level fundie leagues if all you're bringing is a basic "women should be seen and not heard" screed.
“Group W's where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers!” ―Arlo Guthrie
I caught the Atheism through Falwell and Robertson. If Heaven's full of yeast infections like THAT. . . .
I realize religion is for sinners; they NEED it. BUT COULD WE FOR CHRISSAKES HAVE A RULE THAT THE ASSHOLES AREN'T ALLOWED TO RUN THE PLACE? PLEASE?
BRING ON THE RAPTURE!
Constitutional rights only apply to women when Steve Anderson says they can. Who would follow this douche?
Can we get the NSA tape of that visit to Pastor Anderson from the Secret Service? That must have rocked.
If I'm not mistaken, Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter had the entire Bibble memorized by the time he was President. They were working on it in Spanish at the time.
Okay, it's much too late, and I'm much too drunk, to go to that link, but really "Zsuzsanna"? Oh, shoe-shina.
When my kids were little, Chuck E Cheese did this. I liked it. They had beer.
Um. Yes?
Pfft...Anderson's gotta go back to the D-League for some more seasoning. You can't play at the top level fundie leagues if all you're bringing is a basic "women should be seen and not heard" screed.
Raving evangelist throwdown!
"It's a tie! How should we decide who wins?"
Rattlesnakes at 20 paces?
Tongue talking talkathon?
“Group W's where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers!” ―Arlo Guthrie
Anderson sounds right up My Wingnut Boss™'s alley.
My Wingnut Boss&trade;! Soon to be a major <strike>tv show weblog party game</strike>meme from ME!
Will no one rid us of these meddlesome priests?