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The Quirk's avatar

I caught the Atheism through Falwell and Robertson. If Heaven's full of yeast infections like THAT. . . .

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The Quirk's avatar

I realize religion is for sinners; they NEED it. BUT COULD WE FOR CHRISSAKES HAVE A RULE THAT THE ASSHOLES AREN'T ALLOWED TO RUN THE PLACE? PLEASE?

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The Quirk's avatar

BRING ON THE RAPTURE!

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Constitutional rights only apply to women when Steve Anderson says they can. Who would follow this douche?

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Can we get the NSA tape of that visit to Pastor Anderson from the Secret Service? That must have rocked.

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bobbert's avatar

If I'm not mistaken, Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter had the entire Bibble memorized by the time he was President. They were working on it in Spanish at the time.

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bobbert's avatar

Okay, it's much too late, and I'm much too drunk, to go to that link, but really "Zsuzsanna"? Oh, shoe-shina.

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bobbert's avatar

When my kids were little, Chuck E Cheese did this. I liked it. They had beer.

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bobbert's avatar

Um. Yes?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Pfft...Anderson's gotta go back to the D-League for some more seasoning. You can't play at the top level fundie leagues if all you're bringing is a basic "women should be seen and not heard" screed.

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diogenez's avatar

Raving evangelist throwdown!

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schmannity's avatar

"It's a tie! How should we decide who wins?"

Rattlesnakes at 20 paces?

Tongue talking talkathon?

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SpideySenser's avatar

“Group W's where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers!” ―Arlo Guthrie

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The Quirk's avatar

Anderson sounds right up My Wingnut Boss™'s alley.

My Wingnut Boss™! Soon to be a major <strike>tv show weblog party game</strike>meme from ME!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Will no one rid us of these meddlesome priests?

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