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Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

Here's what you got, Todd. You got gatz (in the vernacular of my place of birth).

When this is all over--and it will be--you will be unemployable. And you will find yourself prosecuted (remember what happened to John Mitchell). You will never find legitimate work again.

See what happened to Rudy Giuliani? That will be you one day, minus all the Yankee memorabilia.

Common Lib's avatar

I get carded 6 times a year to vote, not once in 30 years at a bar or restaurant, and maybe once in 20 years to dip my credit card, and however many vehicles I’ve bought by writing a check.

Christopher Bosch's avatar

Git yer own tots, Todd.

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

"Unless you are eating at strip clubs or ordering alcoholic drinks at bar, IDs are fact-check not required to just walk in to a restaurant."

We just got back from dinner at a restaurant (not McDonald's) and we were not asked to show an ID, just my credit card.

eddi-SABH's avatar

You don't need ID to get on TV and make a dribbling ass of yourself.

satch's avatar
May 5Edited

Hungary is held up as a model of what Amurka can become by throwing out a corrupt regime. I see it differently. Consider that Hungary's literacy rate is %99.1, while ours is 79, and most Hungarians are multilingual. Amurkan Eckceptshunslizm, folks

FuzzyLogician's avatar

Orban was a low IQ loser with terrible ratings. He couldn’t even rig an election.

eddi-SABH's avatar

All our villages have a surplus of idiots.

satch's avatar
May 5Edited

When they burn the law licenses of all the lawyers who ever worked for TFG, the bonfire will be visible from the Moon.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, MM. Blanche cannot possibly be as stupid as he pretends to be, can he?

eddi-SABH's avatar

If he's doing this to keep his fancy-smancy job, he's even more stupid.

Thixotropickle's avatar

Todd Blanched.

More than once.

BECKY's avatar

the best lawyer Trump’s money and reputation can afford.

Sorry to quibble here but it's our money that's paying Todd...

Christopher Bosch's avatar

Donnie believes it is his, the Treasury is his. the White House is his, the planet is his....

BECKY's avatar

oh you mean he believes what constitutes a dictator?

Fender Deluxe's avatar

Nothing about the “86 46” flags that every Trumper flew from their coal rollers during the Biden years?

Christopher Bosch's avatar

IOKYAR, semper IOKYAR.

jltympanum's avatar

Does anyone else find Turley to be really, really creepy?

Brian McCurdy's avatar

Am I the only person who sees fear in Blanche's eyes?

"M"'s avatar

He's being driven by a malignant narcissist - one who's losing a lot

He's not eating

He's not sleeping

So it was inevitable that he was going to slip up

But his arrogance prevented him from seeing it

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Deer in the headlights. Sees the end of his legal career a la Eastman.

Christopher Bosch's avatar

Even after the Mad King falls, there will always be mon bosses and cartel kingpins who need an ethics-free mouthpiece.

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

The christo-fascist nonsense is never the real reason these assholes do stuff, it's just how they rally their dipshit base. So what is the REAL reason for banning birth control - who benefits, and how?!

eo's avatar

I thought of another one: more babies = more future vassals who cannot get any jobs but working for the AI owners/overlords

eo's avatar

More babies = more future consumers = more money for big business

Wookiee Monster's avatar

If you can’t handle an interview with a lightweight like Kristen Welker, you are not ready to be AG.

DrBDH's avatar

Does Todd’s mouth taste of foot or his foot smell like his last meal? We can find out, if we pry his pedal extremity out of his oral cavity.

Christopher Bosch's avatar

Or pry his mouth off Donnie's anus.

eddi-SABH's avatar

He's busy kicking his own ass with the other one.

"M"'s avatar

You can certainly poll, but I can't imagine a single person who wants this

Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

Methinks that word is spelt with an "i".