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Todd Starnes is so far back in the closet, R. Kelly could write a mini opera about it...

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Is he drinking Trump's pee?

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Preposterous hairy balloon. (Got that on one a them thar name generators. Amazingly accurate.)

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Enough talk! It's time for ACTION!The next Republican debate, everyone drops trou. Biggest dick wins!

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Maybe he'll find Marco's lost heels!

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He's so far in the closet he can see Narnia.

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An earlier Mr Starnes.

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Sorry for this, but considering we are talking about Trump's (mini) tower, my first thought was what the hell is Starnes drinking? (Look at the picture.)

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Please. We all thank you for your cooperation.

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The majority of people who work for Trump?

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My bet is it's particularly delicious piss.

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Thank god Nintendo decided not to make the "Tanuki Suit" in Super Mario Brothers 3 anatomically correct.

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I more wondering why the heck all the hardest right blowhards are all weaselly looking plump short dudes.I mean I get Napoleon complexes and stuff but aren't they trying to fit that mold a little too well?

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I'm always up for more Trump idiocy but this story left me flagging.

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Recoiling in abject horror, apparently, like the rest of us.

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Hmmm. Let's see.

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Yup. Looks like it.

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