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IQdaRadical Thinker's avatar

Todd Starnes is so far back in the closet, R. Kelly could write a mini opera about it...

rshots2001's avatar

Is he drinking Trump's pee?

ResisterSister's avatar

Preposterous hairy balloon. (Got that on one a them thar name generators. Amazingly accurate.)

OneDemin EOr's avatar

Enough talk! It's time for ACTION!The next Republican debate, everyone drops trou. Biggest dick wins!

OneDemin EOr's avatar

Maybe he'll find Marco's lost heels!

14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

He's so far in the closet he can see Narnia.

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

Sorry for this, but considering we are talking about Trump's (mini) tower, my first thought was what the hell is Starnes drinking? (Look at the picture.)

riledupone's avatar

Please. We all thank you for your cooperation.

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

The majority of people who work for Trump?

Mickey Donovan's avatar

My bet is it's particularly delicious piss.

Dylan Black's avatar

Thank god Nintendo decided not to make the "Tanuki Suit" in Super Mario Brothers 3 anatomically correct.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

I more wondering why the heck all the hardest right blowhards are all weaselly looking plump short dudes.I mean I get Napoleon complexes and stuff but aren't they trying to fit that mold a little too well?

Duke's avatar

I'm always up for more Trump idiocy but this story left me flagging.

HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

Recoiling in abject horror, apparently, like the rest of us.

HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

Hmmm. Let's see.

*ends in 'y'*

Yup. Looks like it.