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IQdaRadical Thinker's avatar

Todd Starnes is so far back in the closet, R. Kelly could write a mini opera about it...

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rshots2001's avatar

Is he drinking Trump's pee?

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ResisterSister's avatar

Preposterous hairy balloon. (Got that on one a them thar name generators. Amazingly accurate.)

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

Enough talk! It's time for ACTION!The next Republican debate, everyone drops trou. Biggest dick wins!

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

Maybe he'll find Marco's lost heels!

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14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

He's so far in the closet he can see Narnia.

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14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

An earlier Mr Starnes.

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

Sorry for this, but considering we are talking about Trump's (mini) tower, my first thought was what the hell is Starnes drinking? (Look at the picture.)

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riledupone's avatar

Please. We all thank you for your cooperation.

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

The majority of people who work for Trump?

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Mickey Donovan's avatar

My bet is it's particularly delicious piss.

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Dylan Black's avatar

Thank god Nintendo decided not to make the "Tanuki Suit" in Super Mario Brothers 3 anatomically correct.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

I more wondering why the heck all the hardest right blowhards are all weaselly looking plump short dudes.I mean I get Napoleon complexes and stuff but aren't they trying to fit that mold a little too well?

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Duke's avatar

I'm always up for more Trump idiocy but this story left me flagging.

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

Recoiling in abject horror, apparently, like the rest of us.

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

Hmmm. Let's see.

*ends in 'y'*

Yup. Looks like it.

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