Is that gross enough? Are you imagining Donald Trump's penis now and wondering if his little head is coiffured the same as his big head? Because Fox News wingnut and suspected pee lover Todd Starnes sure seems to be! Senate Republicans had a chance to stop Planned Parenthood from butchering unborn children and selling their body parts to the highest bidder. Instead, Majority Leader Mitch McConnell refused to put up a vote -- thumbing his nose at Senators Mike Lee and Ted Cruz, along with every pro-lifer in the nation.
Sorry for this, but considering we are talking about Trump's (mini) tower, my first thought was what the hell is Starnes drinking? (Look at the picture.)
I more wondering why the heck all the hardest right blowhards are all weaselly looking plump short dudes.I mean I get Napoleon complexes and stuff but aren't they trying to fit that mold a little too well?
Todd Starnes is so far back in the closet, R. Kelly could write a mini opera about it...
Is he drinking Trump's pee?
Preposterous hairy balloon. (Got that on one a them thar name generators. Amazingly accurate.)
Enough talk! It's time for ACTION!The next Republican debate, everyone drops trou. Biggest dick wins!
Maybe he'll find Marco's lost heels!
He's so far in the closet he can see Narnia.
An earlier Mr Starnes.
Sorry for this, but considering we are talking about Trump's (mini) tower, my first thought was what the hell is Starnes drinking? (Look at the picture.)
Please. We all thank you for your cooperation.
The majority of people who work for Trump?
My bet is it's particularly delicious piss.
Thank god Nintendo decided not to make the "Tanuki Suit" in Super Mario Brothers 3 anatomically correct.
I more wondering why the heck all the hardest right blowhards are all weaselly looking plump short dudes.I mean I get Napoleon complexes and stuff but aren't they trying to fit that mold a little too well?
I'm always up for more Trump idiocy but this story left me flagging.
Recoiling in abject horror, apparently, like the rest of us.
Hmmm. Let's see.
*ends in 'y'*
Yup. Looks like it.