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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Couldn't he just see Marcus?

Lefty Mark's avatar

Needz moar sour cream.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Michigan J. Frog LIBEL!!!!!1!!!111!!!!!!1!

Lefty Mark's avatar

Well there's also Virginia, Georgia and Florida. I don't suppose anyone here has ever heard of Virginia West? Or D.C. Washington?

Olympia Washington? Jackson Mississippi? Augusta Maine? Pierre S. Dakota?

Lefty Mark's avatar

Back in high school, Craig used to relax by cruising around Boise.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I miss Fargo North, Decoder.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I envy that. All it did for me was fuck up my short-term and working memory.What were we talking about again?

Metadude's avatar

It don't count if the balls don't touch. Or so I am told.

ohpaleasegivemeabreak's avatar

One would think that after a while one would not drink the joe while reading the joke.

Oh....wait....unless that's a feature, not a bug

BoatOfVelociraptors's avatar

Eye see what you did there.

Jack Stanton's avatar

I'm guessing he's an otter, just because Idaho is next to the Beaver State*

*Stereotyping

Joshua Norton's avatar

Wingnut Guide to Heterosexuality:

Gay acts don't count if you're: 1. Drunk, 2. On vacation, 3. Don't know each other's names.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

You apparently get a once-in-a-decade free pass from pastor Pat, also too.

Bren's avatar

Only if they've got thighs like Cantaloupes .... Or is that mixing my met-a-fors up a bit.