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Dreamlet, Sunshine..

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Couldn't he just see Marcus?

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Butch Otter disagrees.

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Needz moar sour cream.

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Michigan J. Frog LIBEL!!!!!1!!!111!!!!!!1!

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Well there's also Virginia, Georgia and Florida. I don't suppose anyone here has ever heard of Virginia West? Or D.C. Washington?

Olympia Washington? Jackson Mississippi? Augusta Maine? Pierre S. Dakota?

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Back in high school, Craig used to relax by cruising around Boise.

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I miss Fargo North, Decoder.

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I envy that. All it did for me was fuck up my short-term and working memory.What were we talking about again?

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It don't count if the balls don't touch. Or so I am told.

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One would think that after a while one would not drink the joe while reading the joke.

Oh....wait....unless that's a feature, not a bug

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Eye see what you did there.

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I'm guessing he's an otter, just because Idaho is next to the Beaver State*

*Stereotyping

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Wingnut Guide to Heterosexuality:

Gay acts don't count if you're: 1. Drunk, 2. On vacation, 3. Don't know each other's names.

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You apparently get a once-in-a-decade free pass from pastor Pat, also too.

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Only if they've got thighs like Cantaloupes .... Or is that mixing my met-a-fors up a bit.

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