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Another goddamn trip to the gun store – for everyone. Democratic self-defense by any means necessary.

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And, as a sidelight, destroying democracy. Thanks, TFG.

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Pick a day to bail.

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And Laura Ingraham. At a GQP convention.

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Ooo, I wish I had thought of that.

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I won't upfist that, but I thank you for your non-comment.

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He and Charlie Kirk cancel each other out.

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I'm not running for President either. News!

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Bobble-headed throated slapdick (h/t Charlie Pierce) can't believe that no one likes him.

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It's so heart warming how the GOP slime always thinks of their family and how things might impact them, but don't give a wet, pants filling shit about the literal millions of other families in the US.

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Aw, too bad. The sentient Adam's apple isn't going to run for president.

Must suck to find out everyone hates you.

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Ta, Liz.

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I'm guessing this announcement is meant to take the heat off some "caught with a rentboy" scandal that's about to break.

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After hanging outside Brenda Collacci's house every night for six months, I have decided not to ask Brenda Collacci out on a date. Fuck Ted Cruz.

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