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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Another goddamn trip to the gun store – for everyone. Democratic self-defense by any means necessary.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

And, as a sidelight, destroying democracy. Thanks, TFG.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

And Laura Ingraham. At a GQP convention.

AttyInBriefs's avatar

Ooo, I wish I had thought of that.

theCryptofishist's avatar

I won't upfist that, but I thank you for your non-comment.

Tsewang58's avatar

He and Charlie Kirk cancel each other out.

Glyph's avatar

I'm not running for President either. News!

brucej's avatar

Bobble-headed throated slapdick (h/t Charlie Pierce) can't believe that no one likes him.

ClassySteg's avatar

It's so heart warming how the GOP slime always thinks of their family and how things might impact them, but don't give a wet, pants filling shit about the literal millions of other families in the US.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

Aw, too bad. The sentient Adam's apple isn't going to run for president.

Must suck to find out everyone hates you.

Mavenmaven's avatar

I'm guessing this announcement is meant to take the heat off some "caught with a rentboy" scandal that's about to break.

Carpeperdiem's avatar

After hanging outside Brenda Collacci's house every night for six months, I have decided not to ask Brenda Collacci out on a date. Fuck Ted Cruz.