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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Another goddamn trip to the gun store – for everyone. Democratic self-defense by any means necessary.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

And, as a sidelight, destroying democracy. Thanks, TFG.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Pick a day to bail.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

And Laura Ingraham. At a GQP convention.

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AttyInBriefs's avatar

Ooo, I wish I had thought of that.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

I won't upfist that, but I thank you for your non-comment.

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Tsewang58's avatar

He and Charlie Kirk cancel each other out.

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Glyph's avatar

I'm not running for President either. News!

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brucej's avatar

Bobble-headed throated slapdick (h/t Charlie Pierce) can't believe that no one likes him.

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ClassySteg's avatar

It's so heart warming how the GOP slime always thinks of their family and how things might impact them, but don't give a wet, pants filling shit about the literal millions of other families in the US.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

Aw, too bad. The sentient Adam's apple isn't going to run for president.

Must suck to find out everyone hates you.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Liz.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

I'm guessing this announcement is meant to take the heat off some "caught with a rentboy" scandal that's about to break.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

After hanging outside Brenda Collacci's house every night for six months, I have decided not to ask Brenda Collacci out on a date. Fuck Ted Cruz.

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