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Beowoof14's avatar

Undergrad grad was a Harvard MBA

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Not that that will stop them from trying, over and over and over...

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

And even then I'd wonder about some of those nitrogen molecules.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

You don't get to see much of it when you're hiding behind sandbags.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

If you press polyester, it doesn't unravel.

... wait for it...

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

You may need to qualify that:http://www.drinksmixer.com/...

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Re: fact number 2

Why are they not already our good, good friends?

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

At least he didn't ask if Cotton was gonna run for Prez, like Gregory did to every guest (and many pieces of furniture).

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Not since I switched to boxers.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I do like to add some kind of hook to my jokes.

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

An interesting question about him, courtesy of the GOS.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Bob totally let him off the hook. that Libtard Lamestream Media strikes again...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

It's not like we have a lot of good choices at this point- thanks W

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

None of this matters. Cotton wrote the letter he was told to write, then high tailed it to the defense contractors he really works for before the ink was even dry

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

"I regret nussink! Nussink""...

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