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Undergrad grad was a Harvard MBA

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Thanks Obama!

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Not that that will stop them from trying, over and over and over...

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And even then I'd wonder about some of those nitrogen molecules.

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You don't get to see much of it when you're hiding behind sandbags.

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If you press polyester, it doesn't unravel.

... wait for it...

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You may need to qualify that:http://www.drinksmixer.com/...

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Re: fact number 2

Why are they not already our good, good friends?

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At least he didn't ask if Cotton was gonna run for Prez, like Gregory did to every guest (and many pieces of furniture).

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Not since I switched to boxers.

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I do like to add some kind of hook to my jokes.

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An interesting question about him, courtesy of the GOS.

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Bob totally let him off the hook. that Libtard Lamestream Media strikes again...

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It's not like we have a lot of good choices at this point- thanks W

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None of this matters. Cotton wrote the letter he was told to write, then high tailed it to the defense contractors he really works for before the ink was even dry

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"I regret nussink! Nussink""...

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