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sarafina's avatar

John McCain (Meghan's dad, if you didn't know) was born in the Panama Canal Zone.

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Was Mitt Romney's dad or grandad born in Mexico?

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I wonder if any were related to Mitt Romney?

rtpoeman's avatar

Hey Tom, what are you doing about the meth labs and drug abuse in your own state?

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

They are not original thinkers. Cotton is the Homer Simpson of Politics.

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They are fundie polygamists, trust me, we don't want them. Also, there is that little murder habit they have according to a wiki post above.

Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

Don't blame me; I voted for his Democratic opponent.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Damn, you nailed that point perfectly.

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That's a sucker bet if I ever heard one.

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I don't think he will start now.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

As I hear it he went to them like a moth to a flame because they had access to money and mind-bent sex slaves. Pretty standard for him. Can’t honestly say I’ve heard about a Stone sighting in this area.