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I think Tom Cotton would just call that "Saturday Night"...

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Knowing what little I know about billy goats: https://youtu.be/9QUzKkvvH4s

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I think mfp was referring to Ted, not John

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I have a feeling he had help as he sounds like the Manchurian Candidate:

http://www.theatlantic.com/...

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I agree, but when did the party leaders lose control of their members? In the old days if a junior member made comments to the national media that pissed people off, they lost everything: staff members, committee assignments, budgets, etc.

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one can hope he suffers the same fate as Mr Beadle...with votes.

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hey, they do it in Israel...

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isn't that why they have interns with booklights under their desks?

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*insert twenty minutes of swearing here* This piece of...dammit, we need this. What prison company paid him off?

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at -40 degrees, both Celsius and Fahrenheit are the same. they don't stay that way, though. It sounds like somewhere north of the Artic Circle will do you just fine.

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Are private prisons operated by elected officials?

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Nose not sharp enuff.

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Cotton headed ninny muggins!

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You've never been to Europe, have you? Because I can assure you, my friend, that there are plenty of things that are crimes, just like here. Except that you don't get shot while walking down the street with too much melanin showing.

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At least Dickens wrote fiction.

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And how do I use the Three Seashells again?

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