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5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

I think Tom Cotton would just call that "Saturday Night"...

H0mer0's avatar

Knowing what little I know about billy goats: https://youtu.be/9QUzKkvvH4s

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

I think mfp was referring to Ted, not John

H0mer0's avatar

I have a feeling he had help as he sounds like the Manchurian Candidate:

http://www.theatlantic.com/...

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

I agree, but when did the party leaders lose control of their members? In the old days if a junior member made comments to the national media that pissed people off, they lost everything: staff members, committee assignments, budgets, etc.

H0mer0's avatar

one can hope he suffers the same fate as Mr Beadle...with votes.

H0mer0's avatar

hey, they do it in Israel...

therblig's avatar

isn't that why they have interns with booklights under their desks?

YourNameHere's avatar

*insert twenty minutes of swearing here* This piece of...dammit, we need this. What prison company paid him off?

$136050197's avatar

at -40 degrees, both Celsius and Fahrenheit are the same. they don't stay that way, though. It sounds like somewhere north of the Artic Circle will do you just fine.

World Class Running-Man's avatar

Are private prisons operated by elected officials?

blaid droog's avatar

Nose not sharp enuff.

tman2's avatar

Cotton headed ninny muggins!

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

You've never been to Europe, have you? Because I can assure you, my friend, that there are plenty of things that are crimes, just like here. Except that you don't get shot while walking down the street with too much melanin showing.

blaid droog's avatar

At least Dickens wrote fiction.

Grizzly's avatar

And how do I use the Three Seashells again?