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Opiwan's avatar

Tom Cotton said prophylactic! WHY DO YOU HATE JESUS TOM COTTON? WHY DO YOU KILL CHILDREN WITH YOUR VIRUS CONDOMS TOM COTTON!!1!!111!?

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kermit's avatar

After 40-plus years of the GOP assault on basic education and fact-based disciplines does he really expect us to be able to compete on the world stage in science? We're coasting largely on our laurels as it is. Another 4 years of deVos and Trump curb stomping our schools and we'll be lucky if future graduates will be able to spell their own name.

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WeepingAngel is not indicted's avatar

I guess it was okay when the mango menace tried to buy exclusive rights to the vaccine Germany is working on.

Maybe Tom Cotton should get his GOP moron buddies together and they can compose a letter to China which they can all sign much like they did with Iran.

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fuflans's avatar

man stephen that's a hamlet. i want to see that whole play (and i have seen many many many hamlets).

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

The reason I like Tom Cotton is because he is so reliably dumbfuck. There are few things you can really count on anymore, but he certainly is one of them.

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SqueakyRat's avatar

Yes, they are different -- a great deal worse.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

I'm surprised that little fuck didn't say Mein Kampf.

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Dianna Deem's avatar

Ha! You said "thinking" and Tom Cotton in the same sentence.

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

I think it's SO UNUSUAL that Hafez Assad had an enormous head and his son this current one has a teeny head. That's just not a thing that would completely change so quick, it seems. But it did.

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

Those students pay lots of money and are a boon to US universities.

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SterWonk's avatar

My favorite is a bit I picked up from ST:TNG:

When in disgrace with fortune and mens' eyesI, all alone, beweep my outcast state

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

First, they will need a Chinese version of Wonkette to be slacking off work with at work.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Why does Tom Cotton think the Chinese need to come here and study the Federalist Papers? I'm sure they know the Constitution as well as the Iranian Ayatollah, which means a fuck of a lot better than Tom Cotton.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I thought he was Vulcan.

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