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bobbert's avatar

Also, Louie Gohmert was a Texas judge.

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fuflans's avatar

this. they didn't call him the exterminator for nothing.

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I asked Jeebus about it, and he just said, "You know what to do."

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

"Love" of course being the nickname for his personal MX missile unit he rides around the earth in.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Well at least there's one half of a cock between them

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Fartknocker's avatar

The good news is Tom is still a big, heaping pile of horse shit. But now that he's no longer a convicted felon, he may now return to his old vocation of being a Texas licensed bug killer.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Quail hunting with a close friend.

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"Criminalizing Texas politics."

That's a very confusing phrase.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Gee, after an 8 year separation what are the odds one of them goes off half cocked?

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diogenez's avatar

He's still an old bug exterminator at heart.

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