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Tom DeLay RESIGNS From Dance!
When the producers told Tom DeLay not to dance, Tom DeLay danced . When the Cheryl person was like, "Seriously... just. You know what, it's really okay?" Tom DeLay danced on . When the doctors reminded DeLay of his equal parts vague and debilitating foot injury, Tom DeLay chose samba , not fear. But the ambiguity of the foot injury has simply become too much to bear! And now he hath danced too much and there is no more dancing left in the world. DeLay: "If you can't practice you'll make a fool out of yourself out here, and I don't want to do that to Cheryl." No... avoid that for sure. [ HuffPost ]