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Embracing Mitt Romney would not be a risk, but a certainty. Of divisiveness and other bad things.

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Probably in the basement.

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I don't have a problem with Freidman's coalition idea, with obvious exceptions. (No, Nikki Haley, you cannot be in a Biden cabinet you little strategic prowler.) Do I get voted off the island now? :->

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:)

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Head East was underappreciated

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Since most of Trump's cabinet is currently of the "acting" variety, Friedman should have done his thought experiment with the current administration and suggested a cabinet made up of people who could get through the Senate's confirmation process without problems, making sure to include all viewpoints from the Bernie Sanders Left to the Mitt Romney Right.

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Nice clarification, thanks.

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... Laurene Powell Jobs as Education secretary ...

Wait, under the Iron Law of Nominative Determinism, wouldn't anybody with the surname "Jobs" have to serve as Labor Secretary?

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Bipartanship is long dead. You can't reason with Trumpians, so you can't work with them.

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You've been here long enough to know the rules. You now have a 48-hour timeout from commenting so you'll have a little more time to review them. It's really very simple: We don't drool over the prospect of killing people here.

Honestly, how difficult is that? Your commenting privileges will be restored automatically.

-- Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

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You can reason with anybody if you are talented enough. My question is...should they be reasoned with? Should they be cajoled back into humanity after these last few years, or should we be saying, "fuck you assholes, we like you where we can see you."

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Please review the rules.

You can read them during your 24-hour timeout from commenting. I'm not quite sure how someone can pretend they're a progressive and then suggest, in graphic detail, torturing people to death. Hooray for our values, huh?

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Can I just say I love that that is a rule on the Wonkette? I get so irritated when I see those kinds of comments on other supposedly-left-wing sites. Thank you for helping to create the only comment section on the internet that I actually enjoy reading.

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Just FUCK OFF Tom!

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We must read more of these shameless self-insert adventures of which you speak.

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That's what I'm hoping he does, too. If Trump needs to buy any supplies for his beloved red states, he can pay through the nose for them.

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