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Dave Gesell's avatar

You Radical Left Libtards need to stop calling Tom "Thumb" Homan names!

Dina's avatar

I'm trying to decide between "Snowflake the Albino Gorilla" and "Dollar Store Andre the Giant" as my favorite. But yes, he does look like a thumb that's just been hit with a hammer.

archy's avatar

Two mini reviews that almost cost me a new keyboard:

'If Lincoln saw 'Melania the Movie' he'd say it was the worst theater experience he'd ever had.'

and

'I left two tickets on the front seat of my car. When I returned, the window had been smashed and there were two more tickets on the seat.'

Dave Gesell's avatar

I also enjoyed "I'm going to pirate this movie and delete the file without watching it".

Goonemeritus's avatar

To be fair no one sings "I wish they all could be Minnesota girls".

Alice B Toklas's avatar

I’m calling that scumbag bribe-taker what I’ve called him ever since I first saw him speak: “Mumbles”, or “Chiclets.”

Suki van Dijk's avatar

OK, I laughed waaaaaay too hard at that list of names. Bless you! I needed that!

Betsy McLoughlin's avatar

You left out Homan’s remarkable resemblance to a canned ham - hence Tom “haman”

Easterncedar's avatar

See commenting rules please. And do better. Thanks

Kgprophet's avatar

Dedicated to ICE: You've got blood on your hands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceXEZzApPqs

Molesworth One and a Half's avatar

"Refuse to cooperate, and we’ll be here until the Twins get eliminated from the playoffs. So, end of April, tops."

Had to stop reading here because ouch. Accurate but it still hurts.

Now to finish the rest of the article.

Hank Napkin's avatar

CORRECTION

The photo identified as Mr. Homan is actually a photo of Mr. Trump. The caption should read: "Mr. Trump seen on his way to the Hair & Makeup Tent on the White House lawn."

SethTriggs's avatar

I laugh so I do not cry.

Queroloustwo's avatar

" For God’s sake, I have feelings. I have a family. I have a dog. PLEASE DON'T TELL THAT TO NOEM!

Colbert Thorenson's avatar

"From 1931 to 1959 doughiness was a symbol of success, proof positive that a man could order 16 ounce porter house steaks for lunch, handle three martinis, tipsy and pink, Doughy guys roamed the land freely, the major politicians of the era were all doughy guys, their weight and moistness were felt every where they went. The most powerful man of that era was the ultimate doughy guy J. Edgar Hoover"

Hank Napkin's avatar

Like a Pieta by Botero. She could barely keep the fat bastard on her lap...

ManchuCandidate's avatar

Come on Minnesota stop your cries

Wipe off the blood

Got off on hearing you cry

Won't you please forgive ICE?

I really wanted to hurt you

There is someone holding me (back)

To fill the void with some guns

To fill this place of sadism

I'm only Homan

Of bribe cash and guns, I'm made

Homan

I'm here cause of mistakes!