I'm trying to decide between "Snowflake the Albino Gorilla" and "Dollar Store Andre the Giant" as my favorite. But yes, he does look like a thumb that's just been hit with a hammer.
The photo identified as Mr. Homan is actually a photo of Mr. Trump. The caption should read: "Mr. Trump seen on his way to the Hair & Makeup Tent on the White House lawn."
"From 1931 to 1959 doughiness was a symbol of success, proof positive that a man could order 16 ounce porter house steaks for lunch, handle three martinis, tipsy and pink, Doughy guys roamed the land freely, the major politicians of the era were all doughy guys, their weight and moistness were felt every where they went. The most powerful man of that era was the ultimate doughy guy J. Edgar Hoover"
You Radical Left Libtards need to stop calling Tom "Thumb" Homan names!
I'm trying to decide between "Snowflake the Albino Gorilla" and "Dollar Store Andre the Giant" as my favorite. But yes, he does look like a thumb that's just been hit with a hammer.
Two mini reviews that almost cost me a new keyboard:
'If Lincoln saw 'Melania the Movie' he'd say it was the worst theater experience he'd ever had.'
and
'I left two tickets on the front seat of my car. When I returned, the window had been smashed and there were two more tickets on the seat.'
I also enjoyed "I'm going to pirate this movie and delete the file without watching it".
To be fair no one sings "I wish they all could be Minnesota girls".
I’m calling that scumbag bribe-taker what I’ve called him ever since I first saw him speak: “Mumbles”, or “Chiclets.”
OK, I laughed waaaaaay too hard at that list of names. Bless you! I needed that!
You left out Homan’s remarkable resemblance to a canned ham - hence Tom “haman”
What a gutless cunt
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Dedicated to ICE: You've got blood on your hands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceXEZzApPqs
"Refuse to cooperate, and we’ll be here until the Twins get eliminated from the playoffs. So, end of April, tops."
Had to stop reading here because ouch. Accurate but it still hurts.
Now to finish the rest of the article.
CORRECTION
The photo identified as Mr. Homan is actually a photo of Mr. Trump. The caption should read: "Mr. Trump seen on his way to the Hair & Makeup Tent on the White House lawn."
I laugh so I do not cry.
" For God’s sake, I have feelings. I have a family. I have a dog. PLEASE DON'T TELL THAT TO NOEM!
Meatball!
SING ALONG
https://open.spotify.com/track/0bOy0xhJfQrXDL1kL0TCYU
"From 1931 to 1959 doughiness was a symbol of success, proof positive that a man could order 16 ounce porter house steaks for lunch, handle three martinis, tipsy and pink, Doughy guys roamed the land freely, the major politicians of the era were all doughy guys, their weight and moistness were felt every where they went. The most powerful man of that era was the ultimate doughy guy J. Edgar Hoover"
Like a Pieta by Botero. She could barely keep the fat bastard on her lap...
Come on Minnesota stop your cries
Wipe off the blood
Got off on hearing you cry
Won't you please forgive ICE?
I really wanted to hurt you
There is someone holding me (back)
To fill the void with some guns
To fill this place of sadism
I'm only Homan
Of bribe cash and guns, I'm made
Homan
I'm here cause of mistakes!