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Oh right -- my bad. They're sort of interchangeable in my mind. The main difference being that one of them denies being a witch ... and the other one doesn't.

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John Philip Sousa goes so well with all the 'merkin flags they wave around.

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She should contact Green Day for permission to use American Idiot.

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It seems that our unemployed little f(r)iend, Downsyndrome T. McFistula, has been through, blessing us with his expertise on all things musical.

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I thought she'd use the Village People's I.O.W.A.

It's fun to stay in I.O.W.A It's fun to stay in I.O.W.A. They have everything that you need to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys ...

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She didn't want "Takin' Care of Business" by ... wait for it ... BTO?

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Or communist, or fascist...they all mean the same thing to teatards, right?

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=74k2aP0p2ic&amp\;feature=related" target="_blank">Not that the Pixies would probably let her use it, but...</a>

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Given the attention to her looks, I'd like to see Bongwater's "The Power of Pussy". <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank"> <a href="" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q559R0DFXz4&playnext=...">http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="www.youtube.com/watch?v=q559R0DFXz4&playnext=...">www.youtube.com/watch?v=q55...

Nah, too much attitude

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Not Wang Dang Sweet Poontang, followed by Stranglehold?

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True. I think he is supporting Ron Cannabis Paul.

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Wagner

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I guess the Patsy Cline Estate would not give the rights to "Crazy."

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I would prefer her "Under My Thumb."

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