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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Oh right -- my bad. They're sort of interchangeable in my mind. The main difference being that one of them denies being a witch ... and the other one doesn't.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

John Philip Sousa goes so well with all the 'merkin flags they wave around.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

She should contact Green Day for permission to use American Idiot.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

It seems that our unemployed little f(r)iend, Downsyndrome T. McFistula, has been through, blessing us with his expertise on all things musical.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I thought she'd use the Village People's I.O.W.A.

It's fun to stay in I.O.W.A It's fun to stay in I.O.W.A. They have everything that you need to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys ...

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

She didn't want "Takin' Care of Business" by ... wait for it ... BTO?

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MissusBarry's avatar

Or communist, or fascist...they all mean the same thing to teatards, right?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=74k2aP0p2ic&amp\;feature=related" target="_blank">Not that the Pixies would probably let her use it, but...</a>

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PsycWench's avatar

Given the attention to her looks, I'd like to see Bongwater's "The Power of Pussy". <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank"> <a href="" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q559R0DFXz4&playnext=...">http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="www.youtube.com/watch?v=q559R0DFXz4&playnext=...">www.youtube.com/watch?v=q55...

Nah, too much attitude

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PsycWench's avatar

Not Wang Dang Sweet Poontang, followed by Stranglehold?

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schmannity's avatar

True. I think he is supporting Ron Cannabis Paul.

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schmannity's avatar

Wagner

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schmannity's avatar

I guess the Patsy Cline Estate would not give the rights to "Crazy."

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schmannity's avatar

I would prefer her "Under My Thumb."

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