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I'm thinking he would be a prime candidate for a post partum abortion.

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sitting in earnest anticipation of mounting that rhinestone encrusted hoveround.

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i've been saying this forever (and i'm an ACA actual person - and by that i mean i help make it work). if i could buy medicaid i would do it in a heartbeat.

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it's not in chi.

at all.

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Good night doorsAnd good night floorsFuck Trump's cabinet of greasy whores

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It was in the Coliseum, the seers ended up with the last ranked beast. So......

...prophets were being eaten up by the bottom lion.

Yeah, I know the way out by now.

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You'll give yourself a cardiac event honey!

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Does it violate the (not allowed) commenting rules to hope he becomes the actual, literal victim of something?

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Whatever that now-deleted non-comment was, it couldn't have possibly lived up to the images conjured by the phrase "Salami terrorist." So thanks for that.

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If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.--Lyndon B. Johnson

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Why does the Son of G*d look like he used to have a monobrow until it was cleaned up?

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Kill it!! But hands off my Kentucky Care!!

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I know I have read this dozens of times but it feels more horrific and just plain cynical and heartless every time I see it.

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And lo, but there was a bridge betwixt the blessed brows of His Only Son, that did make the people gasp and cry out. But their fear was unfounded for the Whores of Babylon did yet know the way of the tweezers.

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This is why ppl should stop bashing the press where do you think all this research came from?

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