tuberville is like a walking magic 8-ball. just give him a good shake and no telling what random putin propaganda he'll spit out. The weird thing is it's not even stuff putin is saying...tommyboy just pulls stuff out of his ass.
Then Senator Potatoburg could spend the rest of the day looking for his nose. That would be a much more productive use of his time than being just another shill for Putin.
“He just wants to make sure that he does not have United States weapons in Ukraine pointing at Moscow.”
What is this, the 1950s? ICBMs, an acronym I'm sure Tommy Tuberville could not define, can launch from anywhere in the world to anywhere in the world. The idea of needing to be in a neighboring country to be within weapons range hasn't been a thing for many decades. Also, Tommy never bothered to mention why the US or the Ukraine would feel the need to attack Russia.
A competency test for congresscritters might be a good idea. Nothing too fancy, just the basic knowledge of the Constitution, history, government...you know like the test we had to pass in High School. Also, positions on Congressional committees ought to be based on knowledge of the subject, not political favoritism- still remember the fool on some technology subcommittee who drawled, "Whal, ahm jes a good ol'boy an ah don' know nuthin' bout them com-puters..."
So you Alabamians voted for this guy instead of the civil rights lawyer who prosecuted hate crimes in Alabama.... wait... I see the issue... never mind.
Alabama Republicans say Tubs doesn't mean any harm. It's just that he's too stupid to understand the issues and, possibly, the English language. Anonymously, of course.
"Remember when Strom Thurmond was so old and decrepit that his aides had to wheel him onto the Senate floor and tell him which button to push so he voted the way he would have voted before his brain turned into melted butter?"
My favorite quote about Strom Thurmond. I had always credited this quote to Bob Dole, just because it sounds like something Dole would have said: "When he dies," a fellow senator once remarked, "they'll have to beat his pecker down with a baseball bat to close the coffin lid."
When I was in grade school we were encouraged to get the NYTimes for 3 cents a day through a school program . That's about what it seems to be worth today.
tuberville is like a walking magic 8-ball. just give him a good shake and no telling what random putin propaganda he'll spit out. The weird thing is it's not even stuff putin is saying...tommyboy just pulls stuff out of his ass.
I'm curious if Bannon pushed back on that...but not that curious.
I also refuse to listen but I'm gonna guess he did not push back on that at all.
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘛𝘶𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦’𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘦’𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘳. 𝘞𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘵 𝘩𝘦’𝘥 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘵.
Then Senator Potatoburg could spend the rest of the day looking for his nose. That would be a much more productive use of his time than being just another shill for Putin.
“He just wants to make sure that he does not have United States weapons in Ukraine pointing at Moscow.”
What is this, the 1950s? ICBMs, an acronym I'm sure Tommy Tuberville could not define, can launch from anywhere in the world to anywhere in the world. The idea of needing to be in a neighboring country to be within weapons range hasn't been a thing for many decades. Also, Tommy never bothered to mention why the US or the Ukraine would feel the need to attack Russia.
A competency test for congresscritters might be a good idea. Nothing too fancy, just the basic knowledge of the Constitution, history, government...you know like the test we had to pass in High School. Also, positions on Congressional committees ought to be based on knowledge of the subject, not political favoritism- still remember the fool on some technology subcommittee who drawled, "Whal, ahm jes a good ol'boy an ah don' know nuthin' bout them com-puters..."
So you Alabamians voted for this guy instead of the civil rights lawyer who prosecuted hate crimes in Alabama.... wait... I see the issue... never mind.
Alabama Republicans say Tubs doesn't mean any harm. It's just that he's too stupid to understand the issues and, possibly, the English language. Anonymously, of course.
I'm surprised the House and Senate both don't have English-to-Stupid translators always on call.
Then they should coach him to never stand in front of a microphone. He's an embarrassment to the party and the state every time he opens his mouth.
Why do we keep sending idiots to Congress to make idiotic decisions based upon idiotic ideas? ANYBODY???
"Remember when Strom Thurmond was so old and decrepit that his aides had to wheel him onto the Senate floor and tell him which button to push so he voted the way he would have voted before his brain turned into melted butter?"
My favorite quote about Strom Thurmond. I had always credited this quote to Bob Dole, just because it sounds like something Dole would have said: "When he dies," a fellow senator once remarked, "they'll have to beat his pecker down with a baseball bat to close the coffin lid."
Simpler solution is to put him in the box on his side and reverse head and foot. But, yeah, I got it the first time through.
A bought traitor. With the billions spent on security, they can't find the bribes. Useless FBI, except to screw Dems
"He Just Sent His Army For Takeout Borscht"
Dat is good one Gary!
I luff comink for da hijinx!
Apparently we are back to this shit at the NYT. They are going after all the lies by *checks notes* BIDEN!?!??????? Are you effing kidding me?!?!
“Biden Loves to Tell Tall Tales. We Cut Them Down to Size”
Oh for fuckssake.
"Trump likes to commit felonies. We look the other way."
When I was in grade school we were encouraged to get the NYTimes for 3 cents a day through a school program . That's about what it seems to be worth today.
Doing the bidding of the oligarchs
Do any of Biden's tales begin with "Big burly men with tears on their eyes come up to me and say 'Sir, many people are saying' "
perhaps tubes could give us one or two facts which led him to this conclusion.
oh wait, it was bannon's show.
nevermind.
Ignorance is becoming one of America's greatest resources.
And exports
I don’t know what scenario is worse - either Putin is paying all these Republicans to stand up for him or they’re offering to jerk him off for free.
“He just wants to make sure that he does not have United States weapons in Ukraine pointing at Moscow.” and will give everyone ponies!!
That worked out really well for Vlad, didn't it?