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Tommy Tubbs couldn't spell IVF if you spotted him the I and the V. He's that dumb.

Alabama really hit the Senatorial jackpot, didn't it? Although, Tommy Tubbs actually lives in Florida (and has for 20 years), so strictly speaking, Florida has 3 Senators and Alabama just the one.

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He really should just run away from TV cameras. Have some dignity, man!

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I'm guessing that the Alabama GOP's next move is going to be that all the "babies in the freezer" need to be warmed up and gestated as they are all "children".

Thanks Alabama Supreme Court for making it abundantly clear just what people will be voting on come November.

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I see Tubbervill's ass ratcheting down those steps and I hear Neil Young: "Oh-oh, Alabama..."

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I just wanna know if that little scream came from him.

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Too bad he didn’t break his neck

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Yes, Biden is old. So is trump. Biden looks much healthier than trump and I expect will outlive him.

It's also hard to see why Biden's exemplary achievements would suddenly cease at any given birthday.

Constitutional note: When the Constitution was written, they were well aware that any President might not live out his term. That's why they created Vice Presidents. Biden's VP is Kamala Harris. Not even God know who trump's will be.

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That's because God doesn't exist. So the statement "God only knows" is vacuously false.

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No, it's not vacuously false and that's a rude thing to say. "God only knows" is a figure of speech and people do speak it without necessarily proclaiming their religious beliefs. I'm an atheist myself and have been for my entire live. I don't think any gods or supernatural beings exist, but it hasn't been proved. It's really hard to prove a negative.

The statement "No one knows who trump's will be" would mean the same thing, but has less energy. Note that I was writing an informal post, not a dissertation.

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The literal topic of the conversation is for another conversation? Mkay, there huckleberry.

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Here, let me translate for you.

“people need to have access”

What he means is that certain people need to have access to other people’s embryos, whether or not those other people are OK with that. So we can have more babies. That’s exactly what he means. He thinks the court ruling will force couples who have embryos in storage to donate their embryos to infertile God-fearing Christian couples, out of fear that they might be charged with homicide if they don’t.

You’re welcome.

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I’m not sure how we would expect him to know about the Alabama ruling. He doesn’t even live there guys!

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But, but, Alabama abuts Florida.

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If he was not bone ignorant and incapable of learning he would not properly represent the yahoos that elected him. They couldn't do worse if they put an armadillo in a suit and sent that to the Senate.

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More appropriate would be a Shark Skin suit.

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I guess I can't run for President, I tripped while running and broke my wrist last year, and I'm a lot younger than Biden.

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I'd say, "Bless his heart," but that's for another conversation.

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Falling down a flight of stairs deboarding a plane to own the libs. We’ve been Tubervilled.

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Amusing, especially the scream, but he was carrying luggage in both hands. Which, come to think of it, was a dumb thing to do when walking down stairs.

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He knows what "owns duh libs". Now that's political instincts.

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The Wilhelm Scream in that video was *chef's kiss* perfect!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_scream

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SC election coverage for the next three hours might as well cut to a scene of "Historic Charleston Harbor" with lounge piano music.

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Especially since he's from there, I can't wait for Stephen Colbert to be back

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