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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

I know, flyover country is feeling forgotten here :-(

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BadKitty904's avatar

You must've been a very good boy, indeed - Santa is obviously pleased.

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rebecca's avatar

what do you call idaho and utah????

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Hella west of me, that's for sure!

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TakingAmes's avatar

Right. She already had the abortion, but they're doing everything they can to shove that fetus right back inside her.

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TakingAmes's avatar

Me too. Come to the Midwest, y'all!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Precedent Schmecedent. Can't they just Bush v. Gore it again, like a common kangaroo (-faced / Scalia) court?

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WIDTAP's avatar

Darn it. Now we have to cancel the antifa government takeover planned for November 4th, as Fox News confirmed (with their usual credibility). But on the other hand, priorities, I guess?

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2...

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Ms.Moon's avatar

They might be it might be according to the case I know doctors are not usually picked for juries about medical issues. (My mom works in a hospital and she was excluded from a jury about a medical issue because of this.)

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Paul of Mt Pleasant's avatar

Geeking out a tiny bit, it drives me nuts that months after one digitally signs using the MS tool, the cert expires and Word tags the signature Invalid, in red, in place of the date. Gotta save it to PDF, for the sig/cert info to be durable.

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Querolous's avatar

Mythical Time Zone.

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bobbert's avatar

If I had not recently met the Wonkabago crowd (and our charming over-toddler) in Sac, I would be tempted to visit Lost Wages, because the antifa uprising is scheduled for my birfday. Incidentally, what I'd like for my 70th is MOAR INDICTMENTS.

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RugzYaBurnt's avatar

Free hot dogs to all who can twirl their pasties in opposite directions at the same time!

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Parene Nelson Doubt's avatar

I want to go, but too lazy to drive all the way to Lorenzi Park...Plus, have selfish children so on grandbaby sitting duty. Maybe next time you could try Sunset Park it’s just a bit closer.

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clammeringclams's avatar

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!!!Id give indictments but they won't let me in the big sandbox.

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