Tonight: Lawrence, Kansas Is Ground Zero For The Wonk Your Brains Out Orgy & World Tour!

Hey, Wonkansanites! The 2013 Wonk Your Brains Out Midwest-Southwest Orgy and World Tour is thundering into your fine state like... like... like two road-ragey ladies in a Prius, we think! And tonight is the night that they will "drop the bomb" on Lawrence, Kansas, a joke that we are 100% certain you guys have not been thoroughly tired of since 1983 at all! Be there, or risk the fallout: Mon., June 17, 6 p.m.: Lawrence, Kansas. Frank’s North Star Tavern, 508 Locust St., Lawrence, KS, (785) 856-5080.

What is coming up in the remaining days of the tour, you ask? Let us Cut and Paste from the Master Sched-you-all! 

Tues., June 18, 6 p.m.: Norman, Oklahoma.Probably at the Mont, but we have not called them yet. Check back tomorrow!!DEFINITELY AT THE MONT! SOMEONE REMEMBERED TO CALL THEM AT LAST! 1300 Classen Blvd Norman, OK 73071, (405) 329-3330. We'll be in the Tiki Hut!

Thurs., June 20: Dallas.Place TBD! (If we lived in Dallas we would start a comedy club called "The Grassy LOL." It is probably a good thing we do not live in Dallas.)

Fri.-Sat., June 21-22: Austin.(Party Saturday, 6 p.m.! But you could still buy us dinner on Friday maybe, if’n you want!) East Side Pies , 1401 Rosewood Ave. ATX 78702.NOTE: We are buying the pizzas, but this one is BYOB! Impress us with your elegant and whimsical brews!!!