Tonight will be very exciting for the fancy elitists in our country who can locate the night sky: For the first time in four centuries, a total lunar eclipse will also mark the Winter Solstice. Also, it's a Full Moon! And there's a meteor shower tonight, too! This combination of science and paganism is exactly what the Baby Jesus fears the most this time of year -- and America can hardly afford to have its national religious-consumer holiday spoiled by potentially Islamic forces of Nature. As always in our fragile nation, the crucial thing is to not be
Fux News should warn their viewers IMMEDIATELY that the eclipse is based on a "theory" of gravity that some critics have called into question.
Just like global warming is only based on "science". But the proof it's all a plot is that the moon will not be eclipsed tonight!
I liked it. I watched the whole thing from my window. I think we should do this again next year.
Just sort of run it between the butt cheeks for a few seconds. It ruins the surprise, but it does help the sphincter to relax.
Do we get to burn something?
Fux News should warn their viewers IMMEDIATELY that the eclipse is based on a "theory" of gravity that some critics have called into question.
Pretty sure you're wrong. Though the more I think about it ... oh ... oh ... oh.
I'm going to do all those things from inside my Rapture-proof bunker.
Just like global warming is only based on "science". But the proof it's all a plot is that the moon will not be eclipsed tonight!