Tonight will be very exciting for the fancy elitists in our country who can locate the night sky: For the first time in four centuries, a total lunar eclipse will also mark the Winter Solstice.
Fux News should warn their viewers IMMEDIATELY that the eclipse is based on a "theory" of gravity that some critics have called into question.
Just like global warming is only based on "science". But the proof it's all a plot is that the moon will not be eclipsed tonight!
I liked it. I watched the whole thing from my window. I think we should do this again next year.
Just sort of run it between the butt cheeks for a few seconds. It ruins the surprise, but it does help the sphincter to relax.
Do we get to burn something?
Fux News should warn their viewers IMMEDIATELY that the eclipse is based on a "theory" of gravity that some critics have called into question.
Pretty sure you're wrong. Though the more I think about it ... oh ... oh ... oh.
I'm going to do all those things from inside my Rapture-proof bunker.
Just like global warming is only based on "science". But the proof it's all a plot is that the moon will not be eclipsed tonight!