Tony Blair's Sister-In-Law Spreads Sharia Law

Tony Blair! Why didn't you mention this in your tell-all sex memoir? Creeping Sharia, people:  

Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair's sister-in-law has embraced Islam after visiting the holy shrine of Fatima al-Masoumeh (AS) in Iran's holy city of Qom.

"It was a Tuesday evening and I sat down and felt this shot of spiritual morphine, just absolute bliss and joy," Broadcaster and journalist Lauren Booth told The Mail.

The 43-year-old half-sister of Cherie Blair now wears hijab whenever she leaves her home, prays five times a day and visits her local mosque.

"Now I don't eat pork and I read the Qur'an every day. I'm on page 60. I also haven't had a drink in 45 days, the longest period in 25 years," she added.

"The strange thing is that since I decided to convert I haven't wanted to touch alcohol, and I was someone who craved a glass of wine or two at the end of a day."