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Christian O'Bummer's avatar

I learned something!

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Leftflank's avatar

Didn't the last round at least of tax cuts for the unneedy only solve this issue, just like all the others?The wealthy's yachts are rising, all of them, but the rest of us can't even get our dingies floating. I make funny : )

Heartless assholishness shouldn't be a platform from whence a heartless asshole could launch his next election but that was back in the olden times, back in the day, yesteryear. Now, a morbidly obese, Cumquat toned, asshole pucker mouthed puke can stand on his own two spurred feet and shout it out like its nothing more than a common fruit stain on his khakis.

#trumpsucks

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Sadly, always a not-unreasonable assumption.

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GaseousAnomaly's avatar

But they're Catholic, and Republicans don't like Catholics either, 'cause Church Tyranny!!11!!1! To be a true Republican, you have to be a good Protestant, and be exactly like all the other good Protestants or be constantly castigated by them--but being oppressed by your peers is somehow better than tyranny.

You know who sure as HELL wouldn't have been a Republican? Jesus, that's who.

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mailman27's avatar

Terrible song IMHO.

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LunaMoonstone's avatar

When I saw Captain Marvel last week, one of the Kree aliens mentioned Earth was, “a real shithole” when asked about it. I wonder if that was supposed to be a subtle dig at Trump about how your home could be considered a shithole by anyone who thinks they’re superior to you and how it’s a stupid, arrogant thing to say or if I’m just reading too much into it.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

The audience laughed, so yeah, pretty much.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Neither the independence nor the statehood referenda ever get off the ground there,which is sort of strange.

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HooverVilles's avatar

VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!

This is a hint Puerto Rico. It is a GOTP nightmare and a way towards better treatment.

If Puerto Rico were a state, its residents wouldn't be second class citizens. They'd have five House seats and two senators.

VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!

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Skepti-KC's avatar

You are one chic warrior! <3

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Skepti-KC's avatar

If not insane, then most certainly certifiably STUPID.

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HooverVilles's avatar

Top one ...GET 21 BILLION gooberment socialism dollars.

They just won’t call them socialism dollars. Doing that would give them cognitive dissonance and that would hurt their tiny brains.

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Skepti-KC's avatar

This is NOT the Constitutional representative republic intended. I need to smash something....

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Khavrinen's avatar

If Only You'd Been Born American!We mean white.

"Same thing, isn't it?" -- most of Trump's "base".

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Doug Langley's avatar

I'll bet Donnie really thinks paper towels can do this:

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