Top 10 Loser Republicans Debate Which One Has To Drop Out Next: Liveblog!
Remember how we watched the bottom four GOP losers fight with each other about who has to drop out first? Of course you do, it was only 13.7 seconds ago! Now we get to watch the toppingest top Republican losers do the same thing, to each other, in the face. Sorry, Carly Fiorina, we mean in the persona.
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