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sarafina's avatar

Well, that paid for Mueller's investigation.

sarafina's avatar

Watch out, Meghan's going to get you!!!!

Tetman Callis's avatar

All lies and jest. Still, a man hears what he wants to hear, and disregards the rest.

Malcolm Campbell's avatar

Trump loves tariffs because he can levy them without congressional approval. Maybe presidents shouldn't have that much power. Maybe the supposed small government conservatives in the Republican party shouldn't just stand by and let that happen.

guzzimike's avatar

Actually it's a "pocket full of mumbles, such are promises." Just mumbles. Not even real promises.

emteem's avatar

Does government get smaller than a single guy just doing whatever the fuck he wants?

Enter Ranting's avatar

Stephen Miller has been hated all his life for being an arrogant, craven fuckwit.

rtpoeman's avatar

I'm picturing slices of avocado, gently heated until they turn a crisp, golden brown....

Jon Sussex's avatar

sea salt, cumin, lemon juice, red pepper flakes, olive oil.

richardgrabman's avatar

A slight silver lining... it's caused a hiccup in the dollar to peso conversion, so I'll get about a week's groceries extra in Monday's Social Security check.

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

The modern crop of tycoons is just barely well adjusted enough to realize that openly salivating over the subjugation of the working class is not a good look