Top Republicans Join Egyptologist Ben Carson For Bible Hour: Debate Liveblog

Now that the GOP kidlets have had their fun at the undercard debate for undercard losers who are never gonna be president, it's time to watch the grown-up Republican losers who are never gonna be president steal grain from Ben Carson's pyramid .

Will there be questions? Will they be hard? Will they be too hard? Will there be math and science and history and geography? Or will there just be shouty-face yelling at The Unfair Liberal Media and Starbucks, for murdering Christmas ? Let's find out!

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