'Lawyers work hard and, like us, they're human, many of them' -- Dick Cavett This is almost a nice time story, because while it's about some heinous fuckery most foul involving Immigration and Customs Enforcement, it's just plain old criming by a grifty ICE attorney, not some horrible official immigration policy turning America into an authoritarian hellhole people run away from to Canada. It's almost a breath of fresh air to learn that the chief counsel for ICE in Seattle, Raphael A. Sanchez, has been
Note that Wells Fargo was conspicuously absent from the list of financial institutions Sanchez was charged with defrauding. WF would have opened up 47 other accounts on each of the fraudulent identities.
Yeah, wait til word comes down from somewhere on high that this is "not a priority", and subject to "prosecutorial discretion". Mark my words: he'll skate, and have a regular segment on Lumpy within a year.
Peak? They’re just warming up
Is it embroidered on your wallet a la Jules was in Pulp Fiction?
Uniform discrepancies
Tailored leather vs. Polos and “Jake from State Farm” khakis
Don’t know about the better Xmas parties, ICE ones sucked and never went to the other fascist group gatherings
How do you say Kapo in Mexican?
Note that Wells Fargo was conspicuously absent from the list of financial institutions Sanchez was charged with defrauding. WF would have opened up 47 other accounts on each of the fraudulent identities.
Aaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhh.
Hah! That would have been awkward!
"wall? . . . no thanks, we already have one."- China
We're good then!
It's been a while since I've seen Derrick...
DON'T PANIC
But he has one of those funny foreigner names. Wouldn't they try to deport him?
Well, that's one of the other agencies I mentioned.
I wish you were right
Better or worse than a Tijuana Mudslide*?
* I actually thought I had made up a gross-sounding sex act/phenomenon. It already exists. Don't google this one, either.
Yeah, wait til word comes down from somewhere on high that this is "not a priority", and subject to "prosecutorial discretion". Mark my words: he'll skate, and have a regular segment on Lumpy within a year.