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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Peak? They’re just warming up

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Is it embroidered on your wallet a la Jules was in Pulp Fiction?

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Uniform discrepancies

Tailored leather vs. Polos and “Jake from State Farm” khakis

Don’t know about the better Xmas parties, ICE ones sucked and never went to the other fascist group gatherings

Querolous's avatar

How do you say Kapo in Mexican?

Smibo's avatar

Note that Wells Fargo was conspicuously absent from the list of financial institutions Sanchez was charged with defrauding. WF would have opened up 47 other accounts on each of the fraudulent identities.

Zyxomma's avatar

Aaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhh.

Feeling Groovy's avatar

Hah! That would have been awkward!

willi0000000's avatar

"wall? . . . no thanks, we already have one."- China

TJ Barke's avatar

It's been a while since I've seen Derrick...

miss_grundy's avatar

But he has one of those funny foreigner names. Wouldn't they try to deport him?

MynameisBlarney's avatar

Well, that's one of the other agencies I mentioned.

aureolamanita's avatar

Better or worse than a Tijuana Mudslide*?

* I actually thought I had made up a gross-sounding sex act/phenomenon. It already exists. Don't google this one, either.

CripesAmighty's avatar

Yeah, wait til word comes down from somewhere on high that this is "not a priority", and subject to "prosecutorial discretion". Mark my words: he'll skate, and have a regular segment on Lumpy within a year.