It's a pretty slow news year so far, so it's time to check in with First Lady Michelle Obama to find out if her husband is still sneaking cigarettes in that closet where Bill Clinton used to bang interns and Cheney planned 9/11. (The White House is gross!) Reporters gathered at the White House for a fancy lunch with Michelle, because why not, it's a fancy time! And they asked her, obviously, if Barry managed to actually quit smoking for reals, and she said, "Yes, he has. It's been almost a year." And then she said, "I'm very proud of him," like he's eleven or something. But what
Define smoking.
Tacking to the right.
When Obama plays Angry Birds, does he get to use the mighty eagle more than once per hour?