Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Are Solving All The Mysteries

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Happy Weekend!

As you likely know, Angela Lansbury (my queen, as many of you may know) passed away this week. I have been in mourning and watching many episodes of Murder, She Wrote, which is actually what I do when I have anxiety anyway.

So guess what YOU'RE getting?

Mame - Bosom Buddies - Angela Lansbury and Bea Arthur    www.youtube.com 

Gypsy - Everything's Coming Up Roses - Angela Lansbury    www.youtube.com 

Sweeney Todd - The Worst Pies in London    www.youtube.com 

I should not have gone and listened to this next one because now I am in fact actually crying.

Angela Lansbury - Not While Im Around, 2002    youtu.be 

And here are your top ten stories of the week!

10. Grandma Loves Overpaying For Prescription Drugs? The GOP's Got Her Covered! 

9. Trumpland Lawyer Christina Bobb Gets Chatty With Uncle Merrick 

8. Wonkette Weekend Chat With Marco Rubio’s New BFF, Lil Miss Hot Mess 

7. Yes, LA Mayor Hopeful Rick Caruso, You Are A White Guy 

6. Eddie Izzard Putting Flag In Running For UK Congress! 

5. Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt Discovers That Being An A-hole Can Be Bad For Your Electoral Prospects 

4. Candace Owens So Mad Kanye Can't Even Threaten 'JEWISH PEOPLE' Without Being Called Antisemitic 

3. Everything Republicans Are Mad About Is Entirely Imaginary 

2. Wonkette, The World's Last Website! 

1. January 6 Select Committee: THE FINAL CHAPTER 

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