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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Like Jeff Foxworthy sez, "You might be a Redneck if your family tree doesn't fork."

cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Kinda like how Rand Paul is a "board-certified" eye doctor, but not by the AMA or any other group. Self-proclaimed.

cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

We did the same thing to my youngest brother. It was funny until he cried.

Lady Bug's avatar

I had no idea you could even do that.

cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Oh yes. 40 years later, we still laff at him.

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http://www.newseum.org/toda...His father is a "expert" witness against the gays adopting. A "professor" at Kansas State - what peer reviewed place that must be....

theCryptofishist's avatar

You know who else gave medals to women with lots of children?

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Yeah! I'm glad that story had a happy ending.

theCryptofishist's avatar

Because no one else wants them.

Lady Bug's avatar

Adolf Schicklgruber and Josef Dzhugashvili??

theCryptofishist's avatar

You'll find out in the will.

Takoma DC's avatar

Is the name pronounced "Skum"?

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Jesus! These people are criminals. I hope those kids get counseling and are adopted by loving families.

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Maybe also too nannies to help?