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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Like Jeff Foxworthy sez, "You might be a Redneck if your family tree doesn't fork."

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Kinda like how Rand Paul is a "board-certified" eye doctor, but not by the AMA or any other group. Self-proclaimed.

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

We did the same thing to my youngest brother. It was funny until he cried.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Then it was hilarious?

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Lady Bug's avatar

I had no idea you could even do that.

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Oh yes. 40 years later, we still laff at him.

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Jim's avatar

http://www.newseum.org/toda...His father is a "expert" witness against the gays adopting. A "professor" at Kansas State - what peer reviewed place that must be....

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theCryptofishist's avatar

You know who else gave medals to women with lots of children?

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Yeah! I'm glad that story had a happy ending.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Because no one else wants them.

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Lady Bug's avatar

Adolf Schicklgruber and Josef Dzhugashvili??

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theCryptofishist's avatar

You'll find out in the will.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Red Panda!

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Takoma DC's avatar

Is the name pronounced "Skum"?

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Takoma DC's avatar

Jesus! These people are criminals. I hope those kids get counseling and are adopted by loving families.

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Takoma DC's avatar

Maybe also too nannies to help?

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