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Nickelback, also, too.

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The only thing my Canadian father hated more than being hopped on by his children was moronic lawsuits.

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Sorry, we've already moved to the U.S. Sorry.

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Or, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, which is obviously a paean to the benefits of selfless redistribution.

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It's spelled <i>about</i>, the trick is pronouncing every vowel.

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Oh, Canada?

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Ah, yes ... good times ;)

My one-year-old son managed to kick me square in the nuts the day after my vasectomy, and it's a good thing I was laying on the bed at the time :S

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I cannot imagine being on one of these library committees, and having to deal with these imbeciles on a regular basis. The temptation to lie in wait with a gun would be too intense.

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OT somewhat, but speaking of long-held wacko conspiracy theories, I read a mind-numbingly idiotic thread on the Faceblurbs today about the moon landing never happened, and anybody that believes otherwise is an idiot.

My head hurts from all of the face palming.

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<i>Don’t even ban Bill O’Reilly, even though you’d be better off learning your Kennedy history from new age crystals or meditation or any other fact-free exercise</i>

New Bill O'Reilly book:

"Killing Lincoln: The World's Worst Republican Got What He Deserved."

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An internet story about Canada without a joke about Bieber??? Wonkette, you rebel.

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If only you were Canadian, you could get in on some of that sweet, sweet legal settlement moneeze. Sorry, Hozer.

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What? Something else goes on in Toronto <i>other</i> than the Rob Ford show?

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Being on those committees must be like the job a friend of mine had - politely responding to letters from viewers of our local PBS affiliate who wanted them not to air certain programs while the viewers were going to be out of town.

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Thanks to the greedy dicks at the track and in the horsemen's association, I can't even legally gamble on the triple crown this year.

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