Toronto Mayor Calls 911 In Panic After Comedian Tries To Interview Him
Well, now we've learned who the mayor of Toronto is! One "Rob Ford," a hated geezer conservative tyrant according to the all-knowing "brief Google Search" who flew into profanity-laced hysterics on the phone with 911 dispatchers after a teevee comedian lady from a Canadian political parody show turned up in his driveway with her cameraperson and tried to interview him as he was getting in his car. Ford ran and hid like a shivering goat and called police -- twice -- allegedly yelling at the operators, “You … bitches! Don’t you f---ing know? I’m Rob f---ing Ford, the mayor of this city!” Such hockey language! And here we thought Canada was just a kingdom of pleasant goofballs. There goes that Dream.
OH WELL, the important thing is that Toronto is now having a hearty chuckle at their idiot mayor, for being terrified of a middle-aged lady asking him funny questions.
From the Globe And Mail:
“I didn’t know who they were and obviously we’ve had death threats. There was a camera and a mike. It wasn’t any of you guys so I knew,” [Ford] said [to reporters].
The show had crossed a line by showing up at his house, he said.
“My kids and my wife are the closest things to me and I’ll do anything to protect them.”