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News conference in 15 minutes!

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Oh my god. What a useless idiot. Refused to answer any question about the issue. Just how much he's cut from the budget.

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Leaf them alone! (jk; Habs fan!)

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to be fair, sharon tate's boobs were far more attractive than mayor ford's.

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Actually the most surreal part was when Robbie fucked off and big brother Dougie stepped up to defend him. For. Fuck's. Sake.

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/OFFSE*

*Oh, for fuck's sake, eh?

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Nah, insulting the Leafs is our actual national sport.

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Now how will COMRADE Obummer get out of THIS one? This might be the most shameful event in US history.

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TORONTGHAZI!1!11!!!11111

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nobody is pulling any bongs since Amanda Bynes tossed them all out the window...

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you knew it was only a matter of time until Silvio and Paulie Walnuts started paying people a visit...

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I would sign that.

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You're just not paying attention... The entire Conservative government up here is a mess of scandals, this is just the druggiest and murderiest one.

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"Did you know Jon Stewart is a jew?"

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You really need to meet my students.

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I actually like driving across Saskatchewan- but Northwestern Ontario? NEVER AGAIN!! My sons were telling me last night how easy it would be to get assault rifles in Canada- this as they were explaining to me their plans for resisting "Manifest Destiny."

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