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Vienna Woods's avatar

News conference in 15 minutes!

Vienna Woods's avatar

Oh my god. What a useless idiot. Refused to answer any question about the issue. Just how much he's cut from the budget.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Leaf them alone! (jk; Habs fan!)

fuflans's avatar

to be fair, sharon tate's boobs were far more attractive than mayor ford's.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Actually the most surreal part was when Robbie fucked off and big brother Dougie stepped up to defend him. For. Fuck's. Sake.

bobbert's avatar

/OFFSE*

*Oh, for fuck's sake, eh?

Vienna Woods's avatar

Nah, insulting the Leafs is our actual national sport.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Now how will COMRADE Obummer get out of THIS one? This might be the most shameful event in US history.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

TORONTGHAZI!1!11!!!11111

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

nobody is pulling any bongs since Amanda Bynes tossed them all out the window...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you knew it was only a matter of time until Silvio and Paulie Walnuts started paying people a visit...

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

You're just not paying attention... The entire Conservative government up here is a mess of scandals, this is just the druggiest and murderiest one.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

"Did you know Jon Stewart is a jew?"

Vienna Woods's avatar

You really need to meet my students.

Vienna Woods's avatar

I actually like driving across Saskatchewan- but Northwestern Ontario? NEVER AGAIN!! My sons were telling me last night how easy it would be to get assault rifles in Canada- this as they were explaining to me their plans for resisting "Manifest Destiny."