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oafishcad's avatar

Impeachment has nothing to do with elections. It's a way to get rid of criminals, that's all.

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oafishcad's avatar

Which is correct?Yoo is an idiotorYoo are an idiot?

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David Brian's avatar

Once an asshole always an asshole, right John?

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Leftflank's avatar

Fuck John Yoo. Not me, You. I don't do Yoo but if you do that's all on You and Yoo.Berkeley is high, that's all I can rationally imagine, Yoo gots the good shit?Seriously, if you pass Yoo's class, do you flunk College, is it a idiocy litmus test?

Yoo is a neo-con war criminal, a teabagging small gov guy and a Trump zombie all wrapped up in one small very questionable package.Quite the conundrums and conveniences eh.

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Zyxomma's avatar

John Yoo, GFY. Because I have good taste, and most certainly would not fuck Yoo.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Scrubbed, most likely.

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Zyxomma's avatar

In tears. Again.

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Steely_Fan's avatar

And to high people, also too.

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Pura Vida19's avatar

Or lose their tax exempt status.

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HermitSongs's avatar

They definitely didn’t envision state laws turning the electoral college into the current winner-take-all nonsense.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

But Ol' Tansuit was sure as hell a lot nicer to Melania Trump than the Orange Blunder was.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Come on, UC Berkeley, fire his stupid ass.

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Waste Land Rover's avatar

Little known fact: the Constitution also says there should be double, nay TRIPLE, the cool ranch seaoning on Doritos. Impeach Doritos! Also the Constitution says Netflix should stop that thing where as soon as you log in, it starts playing a trailer for whatever bullshit movie they are pushing that week because the Constitution thinks that is super annoying.

Also the Constitution wants to know if it can crash at your place this weekend.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

"Republicans are exempt from the rule of law for a period of at least one year before any election." It says so, right in the Constitution. In Sharpie.

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VandeGraf's avatar

Makes me realize how spontaneous and real the reaction to Trump was. It was almost like being with a steaming pile of....

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