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Jared James's avatar

I am shocked!SHOCKED! to discover plagiarism going on by such an eminent thought leader and all-around Great Patriot as Rep Allen West (R-Forced to Retire, Twice.)

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chascates's avatar

Is calling him 'Light Colonel' kosher?

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Walleyes

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Only the little people.

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bobbert's avatar

I had an uncle who was a Kentucky Colonel. He was properly addressed as "Earl". Or, by me, as Uncle Earl.

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bobbert's avatar

But enough about her...

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

And Colonel Mustard.

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