Paul Ryan, boy genius, is running around the country now desperately trying not to get ripped limb from limb by olds in their Hoverounds . As a part of this bold new "don't fucking kill me" plan, Ryan is trying to talk to the regular folk using things they really, truly understand:
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=lwClUAZSVII" target="_blank">Or he might [nearly singlehandedly] win all WWII naval engagements [involving use of torpedoes] for the Allies.</a>
There are probably over a hundred fish hatcheries in Wisconsin, with around a dozen in Ryan&#039;s own district. They might want to have a word with him.
Stanley Ann Dunham libel!
Oh, wait... sorry, I misread that.
Nice work, by cracky.
Turn a man into a fish and he&#039;ll worship Cthulhu.
Unless the sharks get it.
Stench / Fishbreath 2012!!!
Okay, he misspoke. But, But, 57 states.
Edit: Giant Font WTF?
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=lwClUAZSVII" target="_blank">Or he might [nearly singlehandedly] win all WWII naval engagements [involving use of torpedoes] for the Allies.</a>
BUILD THE PIE HIGHER ON YOUR FAMILY
There are probably over a hundred fish hatcheries in Wisconsin, with around a dozen in Ryan&#039;s own district. They might want to have a word with him.
<i>I can see Canada from my front porch</i>
STOP FUCKING LOOKING AT US!!!!!
On the other hand, you&#039;ve got yourself a boat, and time for fishing.
When they pry my cold, dead fingers off my Soshecurity check, sonny!
&quot;Don&#039;t feed fish&quot;???? WTF??? Is it ok to sleep with them?
<i>people who are struggling (i.e., everyone without a reality show or the last name of &ldquo;Romney&rdquo;)</i>
the romney / ryan campaign IS a reality show.
and it&#039;s not getting picked up for a new season.
Or, in olden times, whale puke. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambergris">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...
<i>Teach a man to fish...</i>
And he&#039;ll probably die from mercury poisoning.