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SullivanSt's avatar

Stanley Ann Dunham libel!

Oh, wait... sorry, I misread that.

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bobbert's avatar

Nice work, by cracky.

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bobbert's avatar

Turn a man into a fish and he'll worship Cthulhu.

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bobbert's avatar

Unless the sharks get it.

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bobbert's avatar

Stench / Fishbreath 2012!!!

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bobbert's avatar

Okay, he misspoke. But, But, 57 states.

Edit: Giant Font WTF?

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=lwClUAZSVII" target="_blank">Or he might [nearly singlehandedly] win all WWII naval engagements [involving use of torpedoes] for the Allies.</a>

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

BUILD THE PIE HIGHER ON YOUR FAMILY

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Mahousu's avatar

There are probably over a hundred fish hatcheries in Wisconsin, with around a dozen in Ryan's own district. They might want to have a word with him.

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fuflans's avatar

<i>I can see Canada from my front porch</i>

STOP FUCKING LOOKING AT US!!!!!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

On the other hand, you've got yourself a boat, and time for fishing.

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Lot_49's avatar

When they pry my cold, dead fingers off my Soshecurity check, sonny!

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

"Don't feed fish"???? WTF??? Is it ok to sleep with them?

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fuflans's avatar

<i>people who are struggling (i.e., everyone without a reality show or the last name of “Romney”)</i>

the romney / ryan campaign IS a reality show.

and it's not getting picked up for a new season.

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Lot_49's avatar

Or, in olden times, whale puke. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambergris">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Teach a man to fish...</i>

And he'll probably die from mercury poisoning.

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