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schmannity's avatar

"Stress relief on the ranch. That's how we do it out west."

Coincidentally, so too the Mideast.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I am still holding out hope Beck is a deep cover performance artist. Otherwise, our mental health system is an irredeemable failure.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>“Stress release on the ranch. That’s how we do it out west!” </i>

In Glenn Beck’s phony macho world, 'Murica is that rundown house in your neighborhood with the rusty chain-link fence. There's a guy who cleans his guns on the porch, has a truck on blocks in the front yard and leaves out a dish of anti-freeze to poison the neighbors’ pets.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Don’t fuck with Glenn Beck. He’ll shoot you. Dead. Like that.

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The Quirk's avatar

Blah people should only vote for the RIGHT Republicans.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Dear Mr. Beck,

Enclosed please find your fee for services performed.

Thank you -- we look forward to many years of continued collaboration.

Sincerely, Gun-Ammo Makers of America

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

This is a very easy article to deconstruct. Everywhere that it says "rifle", replace it with "PENIS, PENIS, PENIS".

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The Quirk's avatar

Be vewwy, vewwy quiet, Gwwen.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>*Gasps, clutches pearls, starts <strike>third</strike> <strike>derp</strike> derpest party".</i>

FTFY

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The Quirk's avatar

I used to have a problem w/ that, but at least I kept it in my pants. Paxil helped a lot.

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