<i>&ldquo;Stress release on the ranch. That&rsquo;s how we do it out west!&rdquo; </i>
In Glenn Beck&rsquo;s phony macho world, &#039;Murica is that rundown house in your neighborhood with the rusty chain-link fence. There&#039;s a guy who cleans his guns on the porch, has a truck on blocks in the front yard and leaves out a dish of anti-freeze to poison the neighbors&rsquo; pets.
This is a very easy article to deconstruct. Everywhere that it says &quot;rifle&quot;, replace it with &quot;PENIS, PENIS, PENIS&quot;.
&quot;Stress relief on the ranch. That&#039;s how we do it out west.&quot;
Coincidentally, so too the Mideast.
I am still holding out hope Beck is a deep cover performance artist. Otherwise, our mental health system is an irredeemable failure.
<i>&ldquo;Stress release on the ranch. That&rsquo;s how we do it out west!&rdquo; </i>
In Glenn Beck&rsquo;s phony macho world, &#039;Murica is that rundown house in your neighborhood with the rusty chain-link fence. There&#039;s a guy who cleans his guns on the porch, has a truck on blocks in the front yard and leaves out a dish of anti-freeze to poison the neighbors&rsquo; pets.
Don&rsquo;t fuck with Glenn Beck. He&rsquo;ll shoot you. Dead. Like that.
Blah people should only vote for the RIGHT Republicans.
Dear Mr. Beck,
Enclosed please find your fee for services performed.
Thank you -- we look forward to many years of continued collaboration.
Sincerely, Gun-Ammo Makers of America
This is a very easy article to deconstruct. Everywhere that it says &quot;rifle&quot;, replace it with &quot;PENIS, PENIS, PENIS&quot;.
Be vewwy, vewwy quiet, Gwwen.
<i>*Gasps, clutches pearls, starts <strike>third</strike> <strike>derp</strike> derpest party&quot;.</i>
FTFY
I used to have a problem w/ that, but at least I kept it in my pants. Paxil helped a lot.