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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Obvs his stache <strike>decapitated</strike> depilated both of his eyebrows.

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Not Randy Bumgardener?

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I picture him standing on a hillside, arm extended with a thick leather gauntlet on his hand. Gripping the gauntlet with its razor sharp talons, stands his moustache with a little hood covering its eyes.

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"Baumgardner had an unregistered sex offender living in his home"

The Stache denies everything, and even claims "that fuckin' kid set me up."

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Dan Trejo called, he wants his whole look back.

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Good lord. I had a 'stache that looked like that. In the late '70s.

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Someone should tell him that they have to cut up an American Flag, then poke holes in it thousands of times to make that shirt.

How many liberties had to die?

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That mustache should be gay married to Rick Perry’s hair.

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Just check his mustache for remnants.

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Gray hairs… but not his.

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I learn so much at Wonkette.

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Somebody has to represent the porn industry in the Senate.

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Looks like he loves flags so much he wants to marry them.

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This guy has nothing on <a href="http:\/\/copsandcourts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/ibsen1.jpg" target="_blank">my hometown county sheriff</a>.

We know how to do old-timey lawman here, son.

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Anyone who calls himself a cowboy (especially a "Capital Cowboy") without actually being one is almost by definition an idiot.

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I haven't seen a stache like that since last year's Folsom Street Fair. Was he one of the guys wearing chaps and no jeans?

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